Hello again its J I'm here to publish another Fractured Fairy tails!!!!!
Once upon a-HEY,HEY,HEY I'm the editor here and what I say goes. I'm sick of hearing every single fairytale start with once upon a time so how about we give it a little twist? Ahem, ahem. Twice upon a time, around 40,000 FT. ( fairytale time ) there lived three g- well four if you were counting the stepmother as a girl which I wouldn't, anyway there lived three girls and one very ugly stepmother. The first girl Flatulator, well her name says it all, the second girl, Itchy Ivy, and the last VEEERY beautiful girl, her name was cinder fella. ( before I go on I must say that just by reading the name of this post you can tell its going to get crazy so don't be alarmed if things get completely out of wack ) Cinder fella was very beautiful, the odd thing was that she hated it!!! She wished she could have been born ugly like her stepmother and two sisters. Oh how she envied them!!! But what made it worse was that she lived in a small town where everybody hated pretty people mostly because every single person in town was ugly and Cinder fella was the only pretty one. Her family only had one rule " if your not ugly your not one of us!!! " So cinder fella had to go live in a separate cottage away from her sisters. One day Cinder fella got a call saying that she was to go to the mayors house and speak to him. Boy, was she excited she thought she was going to get an award or something. BOY WAS SHE WRONG. Once she got to the mayors office, mayor Ethanator told her that she was a disgrace to the town and she must leave and never return so, she went home gathered her things and walked off into the forest where she was met by wolves and torn to pieces.
The End
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Everyone who read this I hope you liked it, stay tuned for more fractured fairytales.
Wow what a surprise ending with the wolves. I think you should market this idea to Disney, honey. They definately love the genre of "inappropriate and gruesome" don't they?
Anyway I even love the unique spelling of "fairytails" instead of "fairytales". You are SO creative!!
yeah, yeah, yeah. Fairytails, shmarytails. Any 11 year old can write a story. BUT.....not every 11 year old (well, almost 11) can write a gruesome SONG to the music of one of the most BELOVED Christmas songs ever! Now THAT'S TALENT! Keep the hairy songs coming! And don't stint on the 'tails'either. If you combine them, you can have a fairysong!
Love,
Grandma
Julian I think it's amazing...I can hardly wait to see what happens next!!! I love the way the story starts out..I have felt and said the same thing everytime I had to read one of those stories to my neices and that was a very long time ago. And then the way you get my interest going and then chop it off right when it got exciting that makes me want more..soon!!!! Love ya
Not a bad sense of the world for an 11-year old, eh? Just because yer good-looking doesn't mean you can escape fate.
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