Julian Dayton, Critic of the year: Happily, never after

Hi folks! This is Julian Dayton, here to give you the scoop on the new movie, Happily Never After. Now your kids may be saying its a great movie, but how can they know by an advertisement or two? That's why I'm here, Julian Dayton of Seattle, Washington where its always cold and--wait what am I saying, lets try to stay focused here!! As I was saying, I'm here to give you the scoop on all those new movies coming out. One of the reasons I voted two thumbs WAAAAY down ( of course ) was because it wasn't exactly '' Fairytale mischief ''. It was more like SICK HUMOR. If you had watched you would know what I'm talking about. These guys were using inappropriate language, gross humor, girlfriend\boyfriend stuff. I mean horrible, horrible stuff and to top it all off: IT WAS BORING. Oh sure, there was a plot and you know an evil villain trying to take over the world...but it didn't have any overall fun in it. It was all about the girl wanting to marry someone else and the boy wanting to '' get '' her not someone else. Also, the characters had terrible voices for the roles they played, such as Patrick Warburton playing a dumb-looking-stuck-up-looking, PIG type thing!!! Well folks, I believe its time to say goodbye and farewell until the next crummy movie, this is Julian Dayton signing off.