Once upon a time there was a very beautiful girl named ,Snow White that lived in a little cottage with her disgusting step,step,step,step well ,you get the point . Anyway, she lived with her step sister, Mud Brown (heehaw, get it?) and she made Snow White do all the chores around the house while Mud Brown just sat in a hammock and drank margaritas all day. One morning while Mud Brown was starting on her morning margarita and telling Snow White to give the cottage a new paint job, when Snow White realized she was fed up with doing all the chores (even though she was very good at doing them!)And that she decided to run away! It took about an hour for Snow White to pack all of her stuff . Once she finished she dashed out the door into the deep dark forest ''MO HA HA HA HA...... DA DA DUH!!!''(sorry i got carried away) after a long time of wandering in the forest she came to a clearing and there was a small cottage like the one she lived in. She wondered if she was going around in circles. Well, Snow White was tired of wandering so she went in the direction of her cottage. (Or what she thought was her cottage!) Back at Snow Whites real house, Mud Brown was stomping mad!!!!!!!! but after a long time of stomping she realised stomping wasn't going to get her anywhere so she started doing the chores by herself. Back at the little elves cot- OOPS i gave it away. well anyway ,Snow White rapped on the door until her knuckles were white and finally the door opened but Snow white didn't see anyone so she yelled:'' WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!'' and seven small voices answered in perfect unison, ''DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!'' Snow White looked down and saw yep you guessed it seven little elves. Snow White asked '' who are you?'' the elves answered ,''we are elves and we come in peace.''....... and so Snow White became the elves new mother.......And of course they all lived happily ever after actually everyone except Mud Brown who was doomed to an eternity of doing chores.
THE END and a special thanks to the Rocky and Bullwinkle show who inspired me with fractured fairy tales.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you Julian...PLEASE KEEP WRITING. I love to read your entries. Thank you again!!!!
What I wouldn't give to be Mud Brown....at least in the beginning :>)
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