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Monday, February 14, 2011

I was looking in the Google Search History for a website that I had visited earlier in the week, and stumbled upon these attempted searches:

**Can dogs eat one cup of olive oil?
**Dogs: how much should my dog eat/cottage cheese daily rations?
**Can dogs eat tomato sauce with green peppers?
**Are green chilies ok for dogs?
**Which foods are toxic for dogs and cats?

and lastly,

**Alternative medicines for dogs

These are the kinds of "trails" the web researchers and advertisers probably look at to determine how to get hits on their websites. I just chuckled as I read down the list of things ****someone**** had entered in the search bar, and not shortly thereafter did I keep the dog outside for the rest of the day.  I did NOT want to revisit any of those foods Charm had possibly ingested.

The sun has set, the dog's stomach seems settled, but the questions still remain:

Was someone holding a cooking class with the dog as the only student?
What would possess someone to feed a dog a cup of olive oil anyway?
Did this person think that a cottage cheese chaser would help keep the oil from leaking out the other end?
Did Charm enjoy the green chilies?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I would say that entire blog must fall under the category of "Never a dull moment with four children" aye Jill? How funny! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

ellen said...

Oh my gosh...I hope someone is "pulling your leg." Good preventative measures, however.
This is pretty funny. Did anyone own up to the "cooking class?"