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Monday, February 14, 2011

I was looking in the Google Search History for a website that I had visited earlier in the week, and stumbled upon these attempted searches:

**Can dogs eat one cup of olive oil?
**Dogs: how much should my dog eat/cottage cheese daily rations?
**Can dogs eat tomato sauce with green peppers?
**Are green chilies ok for dogs?
**Which foods are toxic for dogs and cats?

and lastly,

**Alternative medicines for dogs

These are the kinds of "trails" the web researchers and advertisers probably look at to determine how to get hits on their websites. I just chuckled as I read down the list of things ****someone**** had entered in the search bar, and not shortly thereafter did I keep the dog outside for the rest of the day.  I did NOT want to revisit any of those foods Charm had possibly ingested.

The sun has set, the dog's stomach seems settled, but the questions still remain:

Was someone holding a cooking class with the dog as the only student?
What would possess someone to feed a dog a cup of olive oil anyway?
Did this person think that a cottage cheese chaser would help keep the oil from leaking out the other end?
Did Charm enjoy the green chilies?