Today my dignity was shattered into a million pieces.
I was playing a game of HORSE with my grandmother when things started to get bad, ( For those of you who don't know what HORSE is, WELL TOO BAD cause I don't have time to tell you but all I can say is that its a basketball game. ) I started losing badly. Then I started losing hugely then I started losing IMMENSELY then I started losing- well you get the picture. So like I said I started losing badly and when it seemed like there was hope it, was shattered. It was the last shot If I missed this shot I would lose the championship. ( Literally ) So I wound up used those GIGANTIC biceps of mine and shot. Boy was it a beautiful shot it sailed through the air like snow on a winter morning. OF COUSE I MISSED BY A MILE.
So now that you know what happened, Lisa when you come I would not like any wisecracks THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
2 comments:
As the grandmother to whom this dear boy lost, I do want to say that he is on the way to becoming a good basketball player. HOWEVER.....he WAS playing against an unusually well coordinated 64 year old elder stateswoman! It just goes to show that younger does not necessarily mean better! Julian, I'm ready to go head to head again ANYTIME!
Julian...baby, buddy...how could you even think I would say or give you any "wisecracks"? Julian...it's me...Lisa...your buddy, come on now....
Just one thing....was the person you were playing against Ethan? I mean that would explain the immense loss right? I'm just sayin'... hee,hee!!!
Wisecracking aside I miss you and I thank you for your prayers (cuz I know you have been) and I will be seeing and talking with you soon. Love you my little Manly Peach :>)
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