I have always been very prideful when it comes to my kids. I admit it. How could I not be when they are sooooooo gorgeous, sooooooo smart, and soooooooo talented? In addition to that list, I have always been very proud of the fact that my children weren't terribly mischevious as toddlers and young children.
But it has finally happened. Audrey unrolled and entire, brand-new roll of toilet paper into the toilet and proceeded to flush the toilet multiple times, wherein the toilet just wheezed, gasped and then gave up. I mean the paper had swollen up the size of Vermont, with no water left in the bowl so of course it wouldn't go down.
This information was, of course, gathered after the fact. The big kids had just come home from school and I was talking to them about their day, when I noticed the bathroom door closed. My very next thought was, "Hmm I wonder where Audrey is?" Being clever, I deduced she was in there and I think I did a couple of Matrix moves to get there as fast as possible. Too late though.
So...I've been humbled. From now on I will be checking the DVD slot for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before I put a movie in.
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I love it, I love it, I love it!!!!! And of course it's going to be that sweet little friend of mine Miss Audrey. In the words of Wynonna "those are the sweet little nothings that turn into the somtethings you can't live without!!" That is from her song Peace In This House if you get a chance Jill, You Tube it. It is truly an amazing song!!!
Love you miss Audrey...don't forget my sweet the God of the Universe fearfully and wonderfully made you :>) Love to all!
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