"Love you all the way to the moon and the stars and all the way back..."

Friday, March 6, 2009

**Audrey**


This little story reminds me so much of the way Audrey's mind works... she is incredibly inventive and curious!



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When Mr Johnson stopped the school bus to pick up little April for preschool, he noticed an older woman hugging her as she left the house.

"Is that your grandmother?" Mr Johnson asked.

"Yes, she's come to visit us for a week."

"How nice," Mr Johnson replied. "Where does she live?"

"At the airport," the little girl replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
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Sunday, March 1, 2009


McKinley, the newest baby in our family

Can you say McCutie??

By the Way...


Did I tell you that we sold our espresso stand in Las Vegas? A fellow bought it and turned it into a Jiffy Lube.

It seems to be the final chapter, the denouement, to our short novella there.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thank you! Someone knows what I'm talkin' about:


"My [son] is in [sixth] grade but supposedly reads at the eighth-grade level. Some teachers say it is hard to find fiction that is content-appropriate for younger readers who are able to read above their expected age and grade. Recently I have been trying to supply my [son] with some classic and/or older (pre-1960s), best-loved novels to read in place of the too-easy, age-inappropriate, or scuzzy "contemporary" novels supplied by teachers or libraries."

I stumbled upon these words from an article during my search to find a list of classic literature for Julian. I immediately started "Mm-hmm"ing and sucking my teeth.

{Does anyone know what that means? Guess what? I READ IT IN A BOOK. It's the sound when you suck your tongue away from your 2 front teeth, also written as "tsk tsk" I bet 99% of you just tried it.}

Back to my original thought. I am so tired of these trashy, easy-read books that stuff the shelves of the library. It's like the tabloids and romance novels at the supermarket checkout--but for preteens!! I might as well blow Marshmallow Fluff into Julian's ear canal.

Don't get me wrong. I adore the fact that he is such an excellent, avid, and advanced reader. I love that he'll pickup a book when he's bored, and pours over the ones he likes. I love having him settle in with a book before he goes to bed.

But I've made a resolve to counter-balance the BCB's (brain-candy books) with a medicinal dose of classic literature. Julian wasn't too warm with the idea, so I decided to start with something easy like Edgar Allen Poe. Kidding~I'm kidding, people. I started with E.B. White's Trumpet of the Swan. After reading the first few pages, he said to me, "Mom, is this book exciting? I mean, does anything at all exciting happen in it??" It was a desperate plea from a BCB addict, desperately hoping that he'd get his fix via Louis the Trumpeter Swan.


I thought I was clever when I responded "Co ho! Co ho!" I thought it would intrigue him as to what this phrase meant, and perhaps he should dive into the book to find out. The plan backfired, as you probably surmised.


"MO-OOOOOOM!"


Stay tuned next week when I hand him Little Women.


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Things to do with kids (#27)


27. Ride the monorail in Seattle.
parking garage for 2 hours= $7.00
lunch in Westlake Mall food court for 4 kids=$13.64
4 minute ride= $7.00
the look on Audrey's face when riding the train= priceless

Friday, January 2, 2009

My Sister-in-Law's Beautiful Family

Lori, Jaden, and Lyla


Jason, Lori, Jaden, and Lyla